[You couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried…]
Look, how DARE you show that “baby”!
Have you lost your mind, my friend?
What a tissue massive error…
You’ll be sorry, for your sin!
Making babies look like babies
Is no laughing matter, dude!
Humanizing tissue masses
Is a crime….No, worse!….It’s RUDE!
Look, those entities aren’t “human”
(They’re much more like chips or dip!)
You’ll be hearing from our lawyers…
You WILL FEEL our legal whip.
You’re INDECENT!….You’re INHUMAN!
You should really be ASHAMED!…
Making profits off dead Cell-Clumps
Is a practice we disdain!
We’re The Mad One’s that you’ve heard of…
We, The Joyless, WILL BE heard!
We’re The NO JOKE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!
And we WILL NOT be deterred!